30 April 2007 - 2:29 pm

Trent Reznor is alive and well and working a day job as a color photocopy repair specialist for Xerox.

I know, I saw him in the office the other day working on Creative Services' coveted color photocopier.

He looked nice and trim in a white button down oxford shirt and dark pants, and his obvious black black hair cut straight and sharp.

I should have taken a picture, you'd believe me then....